Every Friday I eat lunch with my table winners. I usually get them settled and then take a minute or two to get myself settled and prepped for math before joining my students. Today I had the pleasure of overhearing the following comment...
D: "I wish there was only one women in the world."
(In my head) "Sweetheart that will all change in a couple of years.."
D: "Yeah, then we could all just date her."
(me) hiding my laughter with a coughing fit.